Count Cockula Silicone Dildo
Count Cockula Silicone Dildo
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Unleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone Dildo, a terrifying Dracula-themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and veiny shaft, this dildo provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine-chilling pleasure. Its strong suction cup base is perfect for hands-free enjoyment on any flat surface, and it fits comfortably with compatible harnesses for strapon or pegging adventures. Made from luxurious, phthalate-free silicone, it’s soft on the outside and firm inside. Always use with water-based lubricants for the best experience.
You turn on your favorite vampire movie, dim the lights, and wait for the creature to arrive onscreen. A flash of lightning is followed by thunder, and the lights go out in your house. "Darn it! All the power went out!" You get up, using your phone as a flashlight, and stumble through the house, unused to it being so dark. As you flip the switch, nothing happens, but then another flash of lightning illuminates the room and shows you a tall, terrifying, monster is right beside you! It lunges at you, biting your neck and gripping you with icy fingers! It shreds your clothing with its claws as you scream, your vision going hazy due to blood loss. It releases its bite on your neck and you go limp, but you can still see its red, glowing eyes full of hunger. It reaches down and then shoves its rod inside of you! It's cold, like the rest of its body, and you wake up due to the shock with a gasp! It holds you upright as it thrusts, but with every thrust, it feels like it is biting you down below! Slowly, slowly, you lose consciousness. In the morning, you feel drowsy, and euphoric, but then as soon as you look at a mirror, you see your neck and crotch are covered in bite marks and blood!
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