Extreme Sling and Swing Stand

If you want a sex sling but can't drill into a ceiling joist, this is the rig that solves it. The freestanding steel stand carries the whole load on its own, so renters and anyone who'd rather not patch drywall still get suspended, hands-free play without touching a wall.

Features

• Self-supporting steel frame with built-in rings, so there are no ceiling hooks, door mounts, or hardware going into your walls
• Leather-lined sling that wipes clean and holds your partner spread open and fully accessible
• Adjustable head straps to raise or lower the upper body, plus a padded pillow under the neck
• Removable stirrups for the feet, with the chains and carabiners you need included
• Breaks down without tools when you're done and stores flat in a closet

Materials and care: powder-coated steel stand with a leather-lined sling and a padded pillow. Wipe the sling and pillow down with a damp cloth and mild soap, let them dry fully before folding, and keep the chains and clips indoors so they don't rust.

Honest note: this thing is big. Set up, it takes real floor space, first assembly runs about 20 to 30 minutes, and it's heavy enough that moving it is a two-person job. Check the weight rating on the spec sheet before you buy, and expect a little chain noise during use.

FAQ

Do I have to attach it to a wall or ceiling?

No. The stand is freestanding and holds the sling on its own, so there's nothing to drill, bolt, or mount.

How hard is it to put together?

Plan on 20 to 30 minutes the first time. The frame assembles by hand and the sling clips on with the included carabiners and chains, no tools required.

Will it ship discreetly?

Yes. It arrives in plain, unmarked packaging with a discreet billing descriptor, so nothing on the box or your statement gives it away.