Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder
Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder
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Strap the tentacle base anywhere. Anchor the shaft. Intensify the angle.
Key Features
- Strap-Mount Tentacle Anchor Base: A 12-inch to 52-inch adjustable strap secures the tentacle base against any pillow, thigh, bedpost, or piece of bedroom furniture in the room, locking Lord Neptune in at whatever angle your night demands.
- Deep-Sea Sculpted Silicone Shaft: 5.3-inch insertable shaft sculpted with sea-god ridges and raised bumps across the entire surface for a unique, varied sensation unlike any other toy through every stroke.
- Removable Vibrating Bullet: Drop-in bullet activates the entire silicone shaft with 3 speed settings and 7 pattern cycles, sliding from a quiet hum into a deep intense rumble across every inch.
- Wireless Remote Operation: Pocket-sized wireless remote for speed and pattern control, leaving your hands more free for grip, leverage, solo stimulation, or partner contact.
The Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder pairs hand-sculpted sea-god texture with hands-free strap-mount versatility. The tentacle base belts to almost any surface in the room, locking the 5.3-inch silicone shaft at whatever angle the night requires.
A removable bullet sits inside the tentacle base and drives vibration across the full shaft. 3 speed settings combined with 7 pattern cycles range from a gentle hum to a deep rumble, controlled by the wireless pocket remote so one hand can stay focused on pleasuring yourself, or your partner.
Premium phthalate-free silicone for a firm yet flexible, body safe experience across every session. Waterproof construction for shower and bath play with no concerns. Easily rinse clean under warm water and toy cleaner whenever before and after each session.
Product Specifications: Color: Blue
Material: Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic
Overall Length: 6.2" (15.7 cm)
Overall Width: 3.1" (7.9 cm)
Overall Depth: 3.9" (9.9 cm)
Insertable Length: 5.3" (13.5 cm)
Widest Insertable Diameter: 2" (5.1 cm)
Strap Adjustment: 12" to 52" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference
Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
Remote: Wireless
Submersible: Yes
Recommended Lube: Water-based
Care: Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.
*Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).

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