This red silicone plug does something most don't: it beams a glowing "Fuck Me" in laser light that flashes in time with the vibration. Pick a speed and a pattern, then hand off the remote so nobody's reaching behind their back mid-moment.

Features

• 4 vibration speeds and 7 patterns, with the laser pulsing in sync
• Wireless remote so you or a partner can change settings hands-free
• Tapered tip for an easy start, flexible neck above a flared base so you can move without it tugging
• Smooth body-safe silicone, 5.4 inches overall
• USB rechargeable, so there are no batteries to buy

Materials and care

Made from smooth premium silicone that warms up to body temperature fast. Wash it with warm water and mild soap before and after use, let it dry fully, and reach for a water-based lube. Oil and silicone lubes can break down the surface over time, so water-based is the safe bet here.

Worth knowing

The laser projection is the whole point, so it reads best in a dark or dim room. The motor is quiet but not silent, and the flared base does sit noticeably against you. That base is also exactly what keeps everything where it should be, which is non-negotiable for anything going back there.

FAQ

How far does the remote reach?

A few feet with a clear line of sight. It's built for handing control to a partner across the bed, not for running it from another room.

Can I use it in the shower?

It rinses clean under the tap, but it charges through a USB port, so we don't recommend fully submerging it or taking it into the bath.

How discreet is shipping?

Every order goes out in plain, unmarked packaging with a discreet billing descriptor, so nothing on the box or your statement spells out what's inside.